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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many
men afflicted by
man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate
MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with
MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN
YO, YOU GOT A FAT
ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of
man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like
man booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH
MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
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MAN BOOTY:
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of
MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of
MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
