suck at life 

n. To be completely without people skills

n. Totally lacking in every single aspect of life.

n. Completely oblivious to the actions, thoughts, and behavior of others as well as themselves.

Despite his best intentions, Travis has always sucked at life.

He has always held a certain propensity to suck at life, despite his best intentions.

suck at life by tledd December 28, 2005

Vampire Life 

Made popular by Jim Jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. It is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. Related to fast life, and rockstar life

Thomas: "dude you haven't slept in 3 days, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

Anton: "Im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don't make it"

Vampire Life by Patrone67 October 24, 2011

The suite life of Zach and Cody 

Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.

Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?

Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!

Me: Jesus fucking christ.....

The suite life of Zach and Cody by Fuck Disney February 21, 2009

No-Life Crisis 

1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.

1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.

No-Life Crisis by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005

Sorority Life 

Sorority Life is a Facebook application where users can create their own character, with which they can get a job, buy glam, play games, fight other houses, add sisters to your house, and socialize!

I'm on level 32 of Sorority Life - I just unlocked a new job!

Sorority Life by FB Member July 5, 2009

shrek is love, shrek is life 

THE reason to hide your kids from the internet

I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.

shrek is love, shrek is life by WastedTime2032 February 12, 2017

hoe life 

When a female enjoys the single life and can have as many sexual encounters as she likes without being judged and to satisfy her own needs.

Friend - "how are things with you?"
Me - "great, I'm enjoying the hoe life right now"

hoe life by Nikki.dee October 8, 2017