jack nolan

Fuck boy

Jack Nolan tunes a lot of girls so he is a fuck boy

by lollipops3452 May 16, 2016

Jack Move

Robbery by niggas, usually on Asian victims

Just a jack move, nigga! Yawl betta gimme ya monee, or I'll blast yo fucking Chinese brains!

by Fionagoh January 30, 2018

Jack and Jill

1. Two characters in a nursery rhyme, that fall down a hill.

2. Also known as "Jackin and Jillin"
a male Jacks off
a female jills (drills.)

1. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after.
2. "Dude, everyone was jackin' and jillin' last night at the party."

by FinallySophmore August 23, 2006

Jack Rabbit

A young man who beats his meat wayyy too much.

He had a brushburn on his penis because he is a jack rabbit

by Aldis Weinerman March 16, 2010

Jack Johnson

Famous musician who has become a rorschach test for the music-listening world at large. If you dig Jack Johnson, you're either an unwashed ignorant member of the common sheepish folk, or deeply into weed in all it's forms. If you don't like his stuff, you're either into "good" music, hateful of relaxation, or aware of him selling out the good surfer name. It's all in interpretation really.

Example One:

Fan: "I like that new Jack Johnson album!"
Critic: "Why?"
Fan: "Because, it's, uh, relaxing...and, uh...uh...relaxing."
Critic:"Is that all? His music is miserable and generic. How can you enjoy absolute dung like his (I won't even say music because it degrades the very concept) 'surfer' sound?"
Fan: "Baaaa."

Critic: "I hate the new Jack Johnson album."
Fan: "Why?"
Critic: "Because it's cliche, simple, boring, without edge or real emotion, and lacks all good things I like in pop music."
Fan: "Here's what I think: Get off your high horse and try to understand his appeal to people. In this busy, hectic world he offers a break and release from the pressures of daily life, making people happy in the process, and if that's bad then sue me. Why don't you remove the stick of music snobbery from you-know-where and get a life?"
Critic: "You just criticized me. That's my job."

by teamugcollective July 10, 2010

jack-off

a person who was not worth being born, an asshole, a person who should have been a blow-job.

That jack-off owes me money.

by blade January 9, 2004

Jack the Fucker

A general term for any rapist, especially a serial rapist. Similar to Jack the Ripper, only he violently fucks people against their will instead of ripping them open with a knife.

Jill: "Well, it's getting late. I better go home now".

Mary: "Be careful when you pass those dark alleys. You never know if you'll run into Jack the Fucker".

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009