by Cam11 September 6, 2019
Get the ass crack uglymug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Pipermug. A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
Get the Sophie Crackmug. by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021
Get the cracked fuckermug. When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
by Modest Molly October 24, 2017
Get the crack fevermug. by Sadsydoggy July 19, 2025
Get the Crackedmug. by Chrisaaron1@icloud.com May 11, 2016
Get the sandy crackmug.