Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021

Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 3, 2021

chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.

mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Plumb berry pie

The most amazing word discovered while playing clue. has no meaning can be used for just random shit

person one:Dude plumb berry pie!!!!
person two: What the fuck?!?
person one: Exactly!

by Bitches cant hate October 6, 2012

rhubarb pie

rhubarb come from a rhubarb type of plant. (very gross) rhubarb sounds like the word constipation so I don't know how it would taste especially in a pie.

yum pie! wait there are rhubarbs in it? gross.

rhubarb pie sounds very gross

by your.so.extra December 18, 2012

Sarah's Cherry Pie

A sweet dessert consisting of the moist cherry pie of your friend or neighbor's wife. This dessert can be enjoyed individually or as a group but should never be shared with children.

the cloyingly sweet treat prepared and shared by Sarah last weekend. Sarah's Cherry Pie.

by moist vacation July 31, 2013