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Trumpspeak 

A series of 2 or more sentences used to put information into the brains of those who like to rephrase sentences from right-wing political figures to try and defame them, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first. They're not the most bright people, so this is unfortunately required in order to combat fake news.
"I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." This is called a combo-breaker. This is how you ensure information is translated clear as day for the most stupid of people.

"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me." If Trumpspeak wasn't used here, the media would claim that Trump said he hated Mexicans. Forcing news stations to write down the same quote 3+ times all worded differently ensures that they can't snake their way into a defamation attempt.
Trumpspeak by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

trampsing 

1) Walking around aimlessly or with very little purpose.

2) An unwelcome invasion.
I was trampsing around the city on a nice afternoon when I ran into a guy that I grew up with.
trampsing by L25 November 14, 2007

TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS) 

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".

Trump Presidency 

Jared: Mathematics class was just one big Trump Presidency!
Jared 2: I have no idea what you're talking about Jared 1. You're fifty two.

Trump & Biden 

Crappy old men who dont deserve to live in this world.
They are racist to: Asians, Blacks, Arabs, Muslims, Mexico, More.
both islamophobic
yk the rest :D
My friend: HEY WHO ARE TRUMP AND BIDEN?
Me: racist, islamophobic, the worst men to ever live on this planet & in 2020
My friend: Ok thanks *swears* F**K YOU TRUMP AND BIDEN!!!!
me: Trump & Biden are both bad, dont support them.
Trump & Biden by mrs. shibshib November 25, 2020

Jen Trump 

When a man has sex with a female then ejaculates all over her face and tops it off by smacking her in the face.
My girl was a bitch all day today so I Jen Trumped her.
Jen Trump by asstastik22 August 28, 2013