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Jesus

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house
My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"
by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023
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Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.
Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.
by thebsb July 26, 2020
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Jesus

The bible was such a funny not real book, my favourite character was Jesus
by Sam lampost May 4, 2022
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jesus jungkook

Just a nickname. Sometimes it continues to ridiculous lengths.

Btw hi Kii and Jesus. Nice to see ya
#You are not the only one Kaz
#jesus jungkook for life
by iEryka June 26, 2021
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jesus is latinx

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😱: jesus is latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Lord Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.
Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.
by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023
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Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle
Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎
by liddlejadde December 16, 2018
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