Fuck It Friday

The last given Friday of each month, in which no fucks will be given.

1. "Should I change the baby? Hell No, It's Fuck It Friday."

2. "Dude wanna get some hookers and tear it up tonight?" "hmmm.... Fuck it, It's Fuck It Friday, let's do it!"

by brucie on the cat June 29, 2013

Fuck Puppet

A person who enjoys being controlled (dangled) sexually by another.

I can havve sex with him any time, anywhere, any way I want! He's my Fuck Puppet, and loves it when I pull his "string."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2021

Fuck Knob

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.

Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Fucking hungry

When you haven't eaten in far too long.

Wow I am really fucking hungry right now. I could eat a fucking cow.

by HungryGuy609 February 24, 2012

fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009

Fuck girl

A femal equivalent to a fuck boy, but this bitch will fuck with your mind, best friends and feelings. Usually will claim she's not a hoe, but no one can say they really know if the rumours are true about this dark horse. Tends to go for best friends consecutively, stringing them along until someone else takes her fancy. Is never actually in a committed relationship because the girl rates herself too highly. Usually gets bored of a boy when he's just admitted that he's in love with her, leaving the poor sucker heart broken and with a significantly damaged ego. But the dude will be too ashamed to let known he got played by the hoe his mates warned him about, allowing that fine piece of ass to go on fucking with the rest of her unsuspecting victims.

"Yeah so I've been talking to this girl beth, really think I'm falling for her."

"one with the bum right? Nah, mate wot an absolute fuck girl, she was only talking to my man ben last week!"

by opxrrb June 17, 2016

Fuck You

Short for go fuck yourself, can be taken heavily or lightly.

" you suck,"
"no, fuck you"

when people then say "i bet you would" they are stupid idiots because that makes no sense...

by Ahkmed Gazael February 26, 2008