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poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down
'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'
by jessicatmiaow April 6, 2009
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
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Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.
"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022
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poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.
Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!
by LouUnder June 19, 2015
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Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.
Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024
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Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
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by HELLLPHELLPME May 30, 2023
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