Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.
Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantompiss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss