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Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep
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Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
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Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities
Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right
by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019
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jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
jake and josie will love each other forever
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
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Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.
by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019
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jake treanor

jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!
by your daddy6969 June 4, 2017
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