Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Eggs

An American slang term for when something is pretty cool, or when stuff is generally going your way.

Jeremy: Hey, my boss gave me the day off
Dylan: Oh, eggs

Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs

by JeremyGriffis August 15, 2021

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

Egg

Someone that types up egg on urban dictionary hoping to find a fuck recipe or something

Christine: I like eggs
Jimbob:fuck off

by I like trains23 March 8, 2019

Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside and lay ass up and spread eagle, allowing your nuts to bask in the glorious rays of the sun.

Did you hear about Bobbie? I heard the neighbor caught up cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs!"

by redboy123420 March 16, 2025

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025