Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 27, 2023

Wafty

Fucked up

Thats wafty

by Lexitia July 1, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

WaffleTime

A YouTuber well known for his Terraria challenge videos and his extremely vulgar humor.

WaffleTime is my favorite YouTuber.

“Our favorite leafy milf, Plantera.”
“EPIC HELLSTONE MOWING SESSION”
“Try to reforge ONE item with the Goblin Tinkerer and tell me he has a dick and balls.”
“We try to tell the Queen Pee that urine fetishes are unsanitary and quite frankly disgusting.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 19, 2023

WaffleGrate

When you’re shat on a woven garden chair and grate your shit between the holes like a cheese grater.

Oops, I’ve shat myself on my garden chair, I better wafflegrate it away.

by WaffleProder July 28, 2023

Waffsil

Panmori's best friend just like Sunny from the Hit Game OMORI and Basil from the Hit Game OMORI

A silly goofy little guy

Girl: Have you seen Waffsil's new video recently?

Boy: Yeah! It was so amazing and perfect

Girl: Wow!

by Panmori August 2, 2023