Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

SIMP

A simp is a rare medical condition in which a individual has unknown urges to be with a significant other for a prolonged period of time rather then spending valuable time with the boys!

Noun: Look its a simp
Verb : Kyle is simping over a girl
Adjective: Kyle is simpy

by clinyard April 6, 2023

Simp

A wan wan who simp over Japanese anime stuff such as zero two who alreadly have a boyfriend but still simp

dont be a simp people dont be wan wan

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Simp

Aaron

Aaron really simps for that one girl, huh?

by Shocklink November 23, 2020

Simps

Filip and Sara

They're total *simps*, oh right, it's Filip and Sara.

by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021

simp

someone who dogs the boys for a girl

ben (simp 1) : "caleb stop simping"

caleb (simp 2): "bro I aint ko, your the simp"

by harris barfoot September 1, 2020

Simp

Super intense minecraft player

Ima simp A super intense minecraft player

by sadasdafafaf August 3, 2021