Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Get the Beta Male mug.A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.
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jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?
francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie
jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!
francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie
jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025
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Heathcliff: Who invited this dude to our party?
Catherine: This "dude" is our friend for 23 years, he's such a Qoppa male.
Catherine: This "dude" is our friend for 23 years, he's such a Qoppa male.
by franciumfeaster123 October 23, 2025
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Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
- I don't understand Yoghurt males; they used to be dominant, but now they lie on their backs and sleep for 16 hours straight.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
by yoghurtopia November 26, 2025
Get the Yoghurt Male mug.A Bazinga Male is a talented and formidable homo sapien manperson, often found without a partner for reasons both mysterious and clear. Mildly autistic with a hint of AWESOMESAUCE. A Bazinga Male is often looked down on by society until he manages to partner up, as the Bazinga in his little finger puckers up the buttercups.
"Who was that cute drama coach at the seminar today, the passion he has for Estonian Soap Opera's is kinda sorta super cute?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon! He's a Bazinga Male, if you know what I mean."
"No, I don't know what you mean..."
"I mean he's either gay and hasn't come to terms with it, or he's the most absent minded professor since Shel Silverstein"
"You know Shel Silverstein was a poet, not a professor, right? Is there a light in the attic?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon! He's a Bazinga Male, if you know what I mean."
"No, I don't know what you mean..."
"I mean he's either gay and hasn't come to terms with it, or he's the most absent minded professor since Shel Silverstein"
"You know Shel Silverstein was a poet, not a professor, right? Is there a light in the attic?"
by LurkasaurusReximus November 28, 2025
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