Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”
by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019
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Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature
"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"
by Nightshade03 June 01, 2023
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Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.
Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.
by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022
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Jake Crepezzi

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian
by Jake Crepezzi September 30, 2020
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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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jake spicer

a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time
"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"
by Unicornilieus_69 September 16, 2015
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jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
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