Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

Chicken eating game

PUBG and similar games are called “chicken-eating games” in China and winning in them is called “eating chicken.” It’s fairly common to see ads referencing eating chicken.

(Ad from AliExpress) Bone conduction bluetooth headset. "Senseless delay. You can eat chicken with it" Play chicken eating game and other games wirelessly.

by Reggie the dog March 26, 2023

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Dog eat dog

Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.

A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

Eat Bulaga!

From IT BULAGA! Pag si Ericka kase nag sasalita at nag te text pag nag lecture akala mo parang lahat tayo pupunta sa impyerno at siya lang pupunta sa langit. Wala namang ipakita. Buti pa ako may ituturong sampung condo sa NHA. Siya ano ipapakita niya sa madlang people para ka pani paniwala mga lecture niya. Ikaw Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos UP Diliman ka, si Carla may successful businesses si Jeff aba dating ICON ng Events Place sa Lagro....aberr siya ano? Manager ng 7-11? Saan ang na i pundar niya para maniniwala tayo sa kanya averr! (?)

Eat Bulaga! is GENERIC.

by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023