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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid
by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Dominic’s Donkey

The huge veiny dick of someone named Dominic, specifically italian.
"You wanna see Dominic’s Donkey?"
by DomBro__ February 13, 2026
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Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard
by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026
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when your partner shoves a v8 engine down your ass after they pegged you and you make a donkey sound and then you roll over the floor and twist your spine and then ascend into a higher dimension
John: I just did a super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist with your grandma
Max: yo wtf bro
by hyperlabor01 March 22, 2026
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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