An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
Continental-Plan tomorrow
by Go Daddio TV February 08, 2021
person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
by poosaigh January 10, 2025
A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.
Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.
by titos_boy June 19, 2024
Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022
bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 23, 2021
by A fan of anix October 16, 2020