A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
Get the Jackin Jesusmug. A bitch who likes a girl named yamileth Hernandez Cruz he gets his ass destroyed by his big daddy. A nickname for him is chucho
by Rheheeje April 11, 2024
Get the Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jrmug. by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. 1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
Get the Sent to jesusmug. A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
Get the gold star from jesusmug. It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.