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Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
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quackitys_.duck

The most ugliest tiktoker but she can also be sexy
Omg quackitys_.duck just posted a video she's so ugly ๐Ÿ˜’

Umm wdym she's sexy ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’‹
by quackitys_.duck November 24, 2021
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Ducking under bridges

When you tell your girlfriend "Not to be Ducking under bridges" when she gets her drugs from her side piece.
Beth and her side piece Heather were Ducking under bridges after they scored the drugs.
by HG/SIDEPIECE4LIFE!! July 26, 2024
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Goldie the Duck

A duck who talks in a childish way and is obsessed with Featherquack ( a duck she made up), slugs and babies!
Goldie: Slugs! Slugs! Slugs!
Seeda: Goldie the duck, stop being so obsessed with slugs!
Wingpond: Yes, you are so obsessed with slugs!
by Ayakamissuni July 27, 2022
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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