by Memelord420dabdab March 8, 2018
Get the No umug. Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024
Get the Gih meh u monemug. 
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
Get the U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIENDmug. by U cant hear me pussi boi April 22, 2018
Get the no fuck umug. The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
Get the would-umug. when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.
by evapeeve August 18, 2022
Get the u up for it ayemug.