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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
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Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.
Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .
by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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green apple yellow

by Smart person 10 June 13, 2022
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Apple On a Stick

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022
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stapple apple

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression
by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022
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Apple

A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.
Its just an apple :)
by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022
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