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sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.
dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...
sex pee by Weasel February 3, 2005
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sex text 

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
sex text by LOBO October 18, 2004

sex wizard 

A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
sex wizard by whipsnape September 12, 2013

sex burglary 

to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will
I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him.
sex burglary by Cole Reynolds December 29, 2007

sex bait 

A person in a group chosen for their vunerability. Must be slow runner and slightly attractive. Everyone else has to agree that the sex bait should be offered as a sacrifice should sexual predators loom nearby.
Clay and Lizanne wanted to go on a stroll through the ghetto, but were afraid of getting raped, so they called Mackenzie to act as sex bait.
sex bait by lizannemarie January 21, 2009

sex melon 

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.
sex melon by Sexmelon January 15, 2014