firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

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Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

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FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.

My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.

by NonnaK April 3, 2025

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Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

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The "Fire S Mythos" is a verse that includes all that are associated with Fire S. This is the series of books written by "Master Isander". The Mythos has many different hierarchies within it. It may be difficult to understand the Mythos because it is very complex and features a diverse group of characters and realms.

Fire S Mythos is known for its originality, vastness and extremely powerful cosmology. The number of structures above the omniverse is really amazing. There are a lot of interesting stories, concepts and characters out there. It is known that Fire S Mythos is officially recognized as the strongest verse.
Interesting fact: despite numerous proofs and statements, most people do not know that the books and the official Fire S Mythos website exist, and believe that this verse is located only on fandom.

I thought Fire S Mythos was inspired by Cthulhu Mythos and the suggsverse. Try to read it tho.

by hero brine June 4, 2024

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