The most potent of comebacks, it is said that once these words have been said almost all other statements are null and voided.
Travis: John you a bitch, you eat ass
John: you’re mom gay
Travis is then ostracized his peers, family, friends etc.
John: you’re mom gay
Travis is then ostracized his peers, family, friends etc.
by Imok123 May 11, 2018
Get the You’re mom gaymug. by Droker March 12, 2009
Get the Child Support Mommug. by The child master March 11, 2018
Get the Your mom a jewmug. by bhole123 September 28, 2006
Get the effed ur mommug. Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.
Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.
OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass
OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.
OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass
OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!
by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017
Get the Calculate Someones Mommug. A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.
Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.
by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009
Get the Stay-at-Phone Mommug. the most fucking retarded insult ever, example
james: you are crap at this game
bobby: better than you
james: ur mom gay
james: you are crap at this game
bobby: better than you
james: ur mom gay
by gay dictionarys January 23, 2019
Get the ur mom gaymug.