Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy

You are like a Sheona boner

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.

Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.

by Definition of definition April 11, 2022

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014