ice bricks

When feet are so super cold it burns

Stephanie always has ice bricks when she goes to sleep

by snapkatz March 19, 2014

Ice Scraper

The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.

I can't believe I just had to wipe the back of my balls! I just got nailed by an Ice Scraper.

by Kuips512 May 20, 2014

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 9, 2014

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

ice-hole

When a chimney sweep has a bone to pick, but there's school children nearby, you are called an ice-hole.

Futch you, ice-hole.

by ghostcoins December 1, 2013

loz island ice tea

like a Long Island Ice Tea but double shots of vodka,gin,rum,tequila....
Loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
Drink the Loz Island at your peril

can also cause the drinker to be scutted

went out last night on the Loz Island Ice Tea's..... got so scutted. TOP NIGHT

by Chiami dodger December 20, 2013