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creamed hole

The appearance of cum around a the anus of a submissive man or female when taking cock raw. The pre-cum, lube/spit, or just cum build up inside the hole and all of the friction from going in and out of the asshole causes a self-defense mechanism from the sperm being exposed to oxygen and also being friction rubbed, which the sperm actually thinks it is being attacked and that is why the foam like appearance occurs.(this is true, the anus does NOT produce its own "wet/lube")
Omg, my asshole looked so gaped out and was straight up a creamed hole.
by thamacdaddy December 3, 2023
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homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018
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cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
by True viking king February 15, 2023
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Cadbury's Cream Egg

where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
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cream nutts

When you wip cream your nutts, and have the lady or man( if you're into that thing) come and lick all up.
Hey baby I have some cream nutts for you.
by gloved3 August 24, 2016
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Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
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