swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

Ball State

Testicle Tech

Joanie wasn’t able to get into Indiana or Purdue, so she settled for Ball State instead.

by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021

Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!

"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"

by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021

balls top

Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire

Cheers to our win, balls top!

by BumbaRed78 August 3, 2021

Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”

Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”

by tpih2324 March 3, 2022

Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Thunder Balls

When your balls clap against your thigh or your taint and it resembles the sound of thunder.

Man I got thunder balls so hard the other day when I was getting out the shower and I slipped and my balls hit my taint.

by A.I.M The Kyd May 17, 2021