snof ball

A ball that has been created by a superior light and cannot be seen by the naked eye, it is 3 nanometers by 3 nanometers and can only be seen by a “shnofall-scope” unless you are the Greek gods: Isabelius; Crystallieon; Andronieus.
Looks like a shooting star on a summer day but only when it’s cloudy and the wind is parted at a specific latitude to the left.It’s found in the deep Pacific Ocean where the lathians dive and try to find the legendary ball.

“Did you see the Snof Ball the other day?”
“Yes! Of course! I used my shnofall-scope but I unfortunately got cursed by the Greek gods: Isabelius;Crystallieon; Andronieus.”

by Andronieus April 2, 2021

Ball Torcher

Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.

Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher

by Adolf Hitler Is Alive April 9, 2021

Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Thunder Balls

When your balls clap against your thigh or your taint and it resembles the sound of thunder.

Man I got thunder balls so hard the other day when I was getting out the shower and I slipped and my balls hit my taint.

by A.I.M The Kyd May 17, 2021

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

by GM September 10, 2003

dangle ball

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other

"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

-OR-


"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"

by not a wenis October 2, 2003