Americanned

To say something racist or stupid while refusing to accept that they are wrong on so many levels.

Karen said she knew 2+2 is 5 because a Chinese man from Japan told her as all Asians are basically Chinese and good at math... she completely Americanned

by Chalkerz October 10, 2020

The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021

americanization corruption

When a foreigner(female) who loves American culture (baseball, burgers, hotdogs, big boobs, beer) moves to America and is enabled and encouraged to exhibit those stereotypes.

"Bro I have a huge americanization corruption kink, I'm gunna visit Japan to try and find a woman with an american fetish"
"Dude wtf just download tinder-

by ClockWerk420 November 15, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024