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Chris

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace
Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace
by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023
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Hardball with Chris Matthews

an American television talk show that was hosted by Chris Matthews. The program premiered on the now-defunct America's Talking network in 1994
Matthews hosted his weeknight hour-long talk show, Hardball with Chris Matthews, on America's Talking and later on MSNBC, from 1997 until March 2, 2020
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.
“I want to get a picture frame of Chris Wood” Lol
by Melwood is very adorable. November 17, 2020
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Chris

Chris's are mostly eating food and enjoy to sounded by girls they mostly eat burritos taco's and any other foods that it finds. Christians don't like nice guys and just hit them for fun.
Chris elbowed me!
by Anonymous1587 February 11, 2020
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chris foster

1. Someone who does not play fairly and lie for his own personal gain.

2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink
Wow you drank that quick you sure you haven't done a Chris Foster.
by Hucklehoff October 4, 2018
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Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
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Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton
I wanna lay Chris
by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022
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