Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass

hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

M-Chris

He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.

M-Chris has a big dick

by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021

Chris

Tiny, as in tick size

That dick is kinda Chris.

by chrisluvr June 11, 2022

Chris

Has a limp dick .

Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.

by Yourmainmanpatricia July 25, 2019

chris markel

A rapist a stocker an asshole and much more makes good money but doesn't spend it wisely he comes and go's but only comes when he needs something

What a relief chris markel is no longer in my life

by Impossible69420 March 4, 2018

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022