Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Greco Wet

Fetch af, everything on fleek.

Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.

That halibut sample is Greco wet

by Schmeagler April 3, 2022

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle

Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!

by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025