Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023
Get the Chris Cornellmug. Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!
by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug. He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
by The playa from the hemolysis June 24, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015
Get the chris duelmug. A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??
by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018
Get the Chrismug.