A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
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by Trio, Bestie 1 October 13, 2023
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
by katya__ October 16, 2023
Get the Alex mug.Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.
Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.
Person 1: ..
by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023
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One of the hottest guitarists to ever walk this Earth. He's got a gorgeous Serbian face with pouty lips, and the biggest dick known to man.
Female Rush fan: "Do you even know how HOT Alex Lifeson is?!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"
by PermanentRadiowaves October 24, 2023
Get the Alex Lifeson mug.This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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