When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
by ahirebet July 23, 2024
Get the Jetway Jesusmug. by afuckingtech February 11, 2024
Get the Jesus cablemug. by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024
Get the Pulled a Jesusmug. The pig eats jesus is the same as saying jesus eats the jesus or jesus eats the pig or the pig eats the pig. All same meaning m8
by Showi April 19, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni
"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also
"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"
by kindofanicon June 12, 2018
Get the jesus serpentmug. Jesus is a god name. Although a lot of people have this name it is very unique. Jesus is a very trustworthy person you can trust him on anything and he knows he can trust you. Jesus well treat you right if you treat him right. He is powerful in many certain ways. Jesus can be there whenever you want he is a nice person,and he can protect you.he is a special person. He can be a little bit dorky but just to make you Lough.
by Jiisuspo July 17, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.
by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023
Get the Jesus Mojicamug.