UD Induction Speech 

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

UD Induction Speech by lando888 September 17, 2015

Punching the Speed Bag 

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

Punching the Speed Bag by Tman227 September 11, 2016

ultimate dab speed

When you start dabbing with all power and speed

Oh shoot he going ultimate dab speed.

ultimate dab speed by miztercrazy September 13, 2016

Corey is a speeky twat

Corey likes to touch himself in a elderly home.

Corey is a speeky twat cumed over the old men

Corey is a speeky twat by Big balls McGhee March 2, 2017

In hyperloop speed 

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

In hyperloop speed by Hyperloop April 7, 2017

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes 

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes by memesgalore05464 December 25, 2017

betty ford speedball 

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball

betty ford speedball by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018