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Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.
Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022
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Joe Hahn 

DJ for Linkin Park, Joe also "directs" the band's music videos and some short films, in 2006 Joe suffered from a nervous breakdown which locked Joe Hahn's creative mind in place while he was brainstorming a slow motion shot for Chester Bennington in the video for "What I've Done"

Subsequently, every single Linkin Park video released after this incident has featured Chester Bennington in slow motion, and after therapy; Rob Bourdon rotating.

It is rumoured that this information is actually incorrect and the DJ was replaced by a son of Kim Jong Il as product placement detailed in Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns contract, there also theories which believe Joe Hahn is just a douche.
Subject 1: "Hey have you seen that new music video?"
Subject 2: "Nah, I heard they totally Joe Hahned it."
Joe Hahn by Lucas Mcnucas November 13, 2012

Joe Brady 

Hey Joe Brady? ::makes fart noise:: hahahahha
Friend: Joe Biden is the president

Me: Stfu Biden sucks and should go to hell.
Joe Biden by Go die in a gole January 22, 2021
A dude that likes to sniff hair.
:My girlfriend went to see Joe Biden today. :Did she get sniffed?
Joe Biden by 3268579 January 22, 2021
When you forget why you walked into a room.
I went back into the living room but pulled a total Joe Biden
Joe Biden by lukedoesstuff June 15, 2021