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Pace High School 

Pace High School is the definition of slut show, the cheerleaders wear less and less each year and the dance team can't go a second without twerking. Literally every "dance move" The dance team does, involves them shaking their ass what makes it bad is 9/10 don't even have an ass. I dont even get why the dance team tries to twerk, when they try they look like a dying worm squirming around. The football team sucks ass and only plays because they like being attention whores. The team can't win to save their lives even if they tried, the only reason why people come to the football games is to either try to convince their boyfriend/girlfriend to fuck them, or they listen to the band. And don't get me started on the band, the band basically humps the air 24/7. The band is ok but there are those few people that you can pick out that everyone just hates the living fuck out of. Everytime you need to go to the bathroom you have to worry about walking in on people having sex.
Pace High School has so many sluts in it that you can't even walk a single step without seeing one.
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Lemont High School 

A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.
"I go to Lemont High School."
"That fuckin' sucks."

jericho high school 

High school in Jericho, Long Island, NY.
School is full of ugly big schnozed hoes and some chill Jewish guys but there’s so many Chinese people that don’t even know English. Teachers are a bunch of bitches but some of them are chill. Bathroom after every period to get off the shits
Guy 1: Yo man I’m transferring to Jericho high school
Guy2: oh shit man good luck stay away from the big schnoz hoes

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Cerritos High School 

A high school located in the city of cerritos. More than 70% of the students are Asians. Filled with students who are rich and only wear expensive clothing. Has your typical Anime kids, skaters, stoners, hypebeast, and kids who are pressured by their parents to have no social life in order to get good grades. Rival schools are Gahr High School and Artesia High School.
Sally: What school Do you go to ?
Jim: Cerritos High School
Sally: That's cool
Cerritos High School by damp69 February 18, 2019

Hanoi high five 

A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.

A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.

This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.
The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.

Another example for emergency situations

1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.

Montclair High School 

No stairs..
I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year

Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs