A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. February 20, 2009
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug. A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
by Gahmuret June 27, 2006
Get the dead white guysmug. Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...).
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...*
Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...
***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...
Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...
***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...
by Igneshto November 11, 2009
Get the Mr. Nice Guymug. Kevin Millar, the Red Sox first baseman, as he has been called since the discovery of an embarassing high school video of him singing "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen. The video has been played late in close games on Fenway Park's video boards to spur on Red Sox rallies, like the Rally Monkey for the Anaheim Angels.
by Gorillaz87 September 17, 2003
Get the Rally Karaoke Guymug. zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
by Gay Stumble Guys Sex October 3, 2022
Get the Hop on Stumble Guysmug. A Best Guy Friend is typically used as a term for females to describe a strong relationship towards a guy who will never have a chance as a boyfriend. A guy friend is usually protective and funny and is willing to be caught in a cross fire. But beware! He will want to hangout with is male friends and leave you out of it. But don't worry he doesn't mean to.
by . . . October 17, 2019
Get the Best Guy Friendmug. Youtube got hacked on 26th of December, most of this 'thumb nails' which are little pictures that show a part of the movie got changed in to this person named 'Damo Suzuki'. A hacker changed the thumb nails into his picture. And therefor people are calling Damo Suzuki the '' Thumb nail guy ''
Lolguy: Hey did you see all those thumb nails on Youtube?
Lolguy2: Oh do you mean the thumb nail guy?
Lolguy2: Oh do you mean the thumb nail guy?
by Roku December 28, 2009
Get the Thumb nail guymug.