todds balls

They're just so damn loud

dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack

by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017

balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 14, 2018

Ball-crawler

similar to a pub crawl, but for whores, who crawl, balls.
a slut

"oh did you see that girl"
"yeah she looked like a total ball-crawler"

by AlCraig AU January 3, 2010

twinkle balls

Large set of balls with glitter on them bitches. Gleson in the mother fuckin sun.

Josh has some fuckin twinkle balls now. He sucks them clean.

by Twinkle balls April 9, 2017

Ball shoving

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

ball of crazy

How to define the problems you deal with in your mind, whether you have psycotic problems or just personality issues, from years of psychological trauma or just pervasive issues you continually are trying to deal with that are related to your coping mechanisms. How you present your issues to another person, extremely interesting to the therapist segment.

There is my big ball of crazy.

by GABGOLF September 24, 2011

ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil

Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!

by GIL18 February 6, 2018