Walmart-American

A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.

Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”

Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”

by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022

As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

Native American Gift Repossession Specialist

The politically correct (PC) term for someone previously known as an Indian Giver.

Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!

by photomasta November 29, 2017

American Roulette

Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.

My coworkers and I played American roulette at the company happy hour, Bob from accounting lost.

by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024

American

Americans are funny gun gilding fat men

that guys American

by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

trans-American

an immigrant to America.

"My grandmother recently came out as trans-American. She moved here from China."
"Julio Iglesias, I support you for coming out as trans-American, but why did you have to do it illegaly?"

by usc boi November 10, 2021