J-Hope

J-Hope is a ray of sunshine, the reason why many people are happy, y'aLL BETTER APPRECIATE AND LOVE HIM BEFORE I SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF U

There is no explanation needed for our beloved J-Hope *drops mic*

by Taehyung's Belly June 27, 2017

O J Clinton

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.

Relax, Paul... with those O J Clinton tactics they'll never get a conviction!

by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024

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yet another keyboard spam

I'm so bored i'm gonna type ipooipipoipipoipiqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx onto this dictionary and see what pops up!

by Polypher May 3, 2024

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

1. j

A symbol used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent extremely large numbers

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???

by mreatha February 4, 2025

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017