zootamus

the most badass underground 5,6 skier whom attracts all the birds with a single call. can educate others on most abstract animal breed.

that guy zootamus plowed through the pile of chickens. kids an animal. buddy caries the steez.

by zootamus November 27, 2024

Zoopaloop

A Jacked Up Guy

That guy is zoopaloop

by Bederad December 3, 2024

Zoodling

The act of "taking your talents to the solo stage," typically accompanied by a mix of concentration, escapism, and an overactive imagination. Often performed with the grace of a confused octopus conducting an invisible orchestra.

Also known as masturbation

Oh no Jakey Wakey was Zoodling in his mother's bedroom

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

Zoodle

Zoodle – A person who overcomplicates simple things for no reason.

“Bro just press the button. Stop being a zoodle.”

by Callmeryeguy March 17, 2025

Zoosadism

A form of extreme animal abuse involving sexual violence, torture, and cruelty toward animals, typically shared or encouraged within underground communities.

“Bro, did you see that sick Telegram dump from 2018? That wasn’t just bestiality, it was full-on zoosadism.”
“Yeah, I can’t unsee that. Those people are beyond messed up.”

by Gay Pseudonym July 13, 2025

Zoosadist

1. A person who gains sexual gratification from torturing, raping, or killing animals.
2. One of the most extreme and depraved types of abusers found online, often active in hidden Telegram groups, darknet forums, and encrypted chatrooms.

“Those people are zoosadists. These people are literally torturing animals for fun.”
“That guy got outed as a zoosadist in the Telegram leaks. Absolute monster.”

by Gay Pseudonym July 13, 2025

Zoosadophile

A person who is sexually aroused by the idea of animal suffering, pain, or torture. Someone who gets off sexually from hurting animals themself is a zoosadist.

“If you’re getting turned on by the thought of animals being hurt, congrats, you’re a zoosadophile”

by Gay Pseudonym July 14, 2025