Dirty Ziggy

A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor

“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”

“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”

by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021

Mr Ziggy

A hopeless romantic who misreads subtle kindness or curiosity from a girl as a sign of deep affection, proceeding to imagine an entire future together—only to realize she was just being polite or trying to remember his name.

“Bro, I thought she was into me… turns out she just wanted to know if I was in her math class.”
“Damn, classic Mr Ziggy moment.”

by Frao April 21, 2025

a boat of ziggys

1.A Box Pack Of Cigarettes

"Hey Did You Get Yourself A Boat Of Ziggys From The Store?" The Slang Started In Sonora,California

by J.B.B.J. August 22, 2017

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 10, 2023