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your mom 

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
your mom by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022
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Your mom 

Someone whose fiddle I diddled last night
I fiddled and diddled your mom last night
Your mom by Lil mommy March 1, 2022

your mom 

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-
a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

Your mom 

Guy One: Hey dude
Guy Two: What
Guy One: YOUR MOM
Both Guys: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

your mom 

psst..she's gay...
your mom is gayer than me and that's saying something
your mom by Katdragon March 19, 2022

Your mom 

The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants
What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom
Your mom by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022