WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 28, 2017

WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

by bigballofyarn February 12, 2009

WTF?

Want To Fuck

Lad: wtf?
Man: yes I Want To Fuck

Caution; some peolpe respond with physical action being a undesired response!

by stuff you know... Way Stuff!!! July 15, 2010

wtf adds

Wtf adds are female Facebook whore- selfie posts." WANT TO FUCK PICTURES"

have you seen Stacie's FB page lately? that slut posted 10 wtf adds this week.

by fuckthathotass69 January 29, 2017

wtf japan

the basic reaction to the weirdest shit japan does. lick a cat, make out with an egg yolk and so on.

Person1 : yo come here and check out this 4chan post
P2 : WTF JAPAN

by fille September 06, 2012

yo wtf

what you say when you see or hear something crazy

Richard : Word on the street is that Monica sent Jonah nudes .

Carlos : yo wtf . watch her ass get exposed rq

by Yicholas September 01, 2019

wtf

it means wrickled titty fuzz.
one meaning does.
another means wut the fuc*
and they are also many others.
usally used in disbelif and uses a excamation mark (!) instead of a question mark (?).

You have WTF!!

Omg no way, wtf, why wuld she say that!?

by meeee March 01, 2005