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Dew Work

When accomplishing meaningless tasks throughout the normal work day requires consumption of copious amounts of the highly caffeinated beverage Mountain Dew.
It's time to Dew Work! I've got my big gulp filled to the brim with Mountain Dew!
by jBoMcDoogle June 3, 2013
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Guilt Work

Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.
"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.
by MemeSuply4Real August 25, 2017
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Wild Work Day

A wild work day is a day when you go out and have sex with your friends with benefits or other sexual partner. It is sometimes used when they want to be discrete and pretend to just be normal friends.
James is going on a wild work day with his close friend.
by VeryCoolWill February 9, 2023
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Living at work

To have a long shift for the day that doesn't allow for much, or any leisure time after-wards before going to sleep.
Mother: I thought you'd never call me back. Everything OK?

Son: Yeah, I'm sorry. My partner Steve has been sick the past few days. I've been living at work this week, but I'll have off on Monday and Tuesday again.
by mil-town-414 November 21, 2009
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Drowning at work

When you're swamped with a million different tasks and are struggling to keep up with the work load.
Our new ad campaign is set to launch in a couple of days - I'm drowning at work
by spookydooky April 22, 2011
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push that work

"You know what man, I just want to let you know, if you're looking for somebody to push that work I can do it for you."
by ChristmasJoe November 23, 2016
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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