Wobbly jobbly

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders

Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower

by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018

Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.

Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time

by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

Wibble Wobble

Wibble Wobbling is the technique of jerking off with your feet

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy

by anonymous April 12, 2022

wobbly w

Refers to a sex move its when your performing the #pigroast instead of doing the #effiltower which is high fiving while 2 guys fuck 1 girl they #wobblyw
Which is when you have a arm wrestle on her back.

Screw doing the Eiffel Tower let's wobbly w

by Viciously Choked October 19, 2023

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023